( open + overflow )

[evoluer]

overflow and things.

Comments

[rikugan]

no particular reason?
it just seems like a fun convo to have w you

[evoluer]

Well, if you're really asking ... some tea would be nice.

[rikugan]

only tea?

[evoluer]

That's the most important part.

[rikugan]

so what happens after the tea is fair game?

[evoluer]

You think it's that easy, do you?
I happen to take it quite seriously.

[rikugan]

no i didnt think it would be that easy
itd just suit me more

[evoluer]

If I don't decide to throw you out on your ass.

[rikugan]

boooooo
i dont even have a chance?

[evoluer]

You are more than welcome to convince me otherwise.

[rikugan]

im a rly great lay
if we can skip all the nonsense n just get straight to the fun part

[ gojo, don't call it nonsense. you're not helping your case, bud. ]

fuck first, tea later? [ or tea never. ]

[evoluer]

Tea first. We can consider that your interview.

[ or as the new kids call it, first base ... ]

[rikugan]

interview???

are you gonna ask me bout my dick size over tea?

[evoluer]

If that's important to you, yes.

[ look sometimes you need to stop being insecure, gojo. ]

[rikugan]

[ pls he wishes it was insecurity

that's better than being bored to tears drinking tea ]

it isnt

whats even the point of having an interview?

[evoluer]

[ why else would you constantly bring it up my guy... ]

To make sure that you aren't some kind of serial killer. [ haha he is so funny ]

So far your arguments against it hasn't been compelling. Do better.

[rikugan]

[ bc he doesn't like to do things that aren't fun for him. ]

LOL
you think im gonna try to kill you midfuck?

i know im pretty twisted but idk if im at that lvl yet [ truly reassuring words ]

im not interested in playing 20 qs before i get to fuck someone tho
the whole "lets get to know each other better" thing isnt rly my jam so maybe were just not compatible

[evoluer]

[ only one of them is a murderer and it sure as hell aint the blindfold man ... ]

Oh, I'm sure I've got you pegged down without needing to ask questions.
Just wanted to see how you'd react.

[rikugan]

[ it's ok he won't judge B) ]

ha
lets hear it then

[evoluer]

You can do your own self reflection on that.
Fine. No questions. But tea is non-negotiable.

[rikugan]

but self reflection isnt nearly as satisfying as hearing it from you

[...]

will there be macarons?

[evoluer]

Indulge me in saying that I'd like to deny you that satisfaction.

[ he can be petty. ]

Of course, I'm not a savage.

[rikugan]

fine

we can have tea

[ he's only agreeing to this bc of the macarons. ]

[evoluer]

Thank you.
Just drop by whenever. I'll tell them you're expected.

[ sure, whatever you say ]

[rikugan]

i can drop by now [ he has nothing better to do rn. ]