[ bc he doesn't like to do things that aren't fun for him. ]
LOL you think im gonna try to kill you midfuck?
i know im pretty twisted but idk if im at that lvl yet [ truly reassuring words ]
im not interested in playing 20 qs before i get to fuck someone tho the whole "lets get to know each other better" thing isnt rly my jam so maybe were just not compatible
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i dont even have a chance?
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if we can skip all the nonsense n just get straight to the fun part
[ gojo, don't call it nonsense. you're not helping your case, bud. ]
fuck first, tea later? [ or tea never. ]
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[ or as the new kids call it, first base ... ]
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are you gonna ask me bout my dick size over tea?
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[ look sometimes you need to stop being insecure, gojo. ]
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that's better than being bored to tears drinking tea ]
it isnt
whats even the point of having an interview?
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To make sure that you aren't some kind of serial killer. [ haha he is so funny ]
So far your arguments against it hasn't been compelling. Do better.
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LOL
you think im gonna try to kill you midfuck?
i know im pretty twisted but idk if im at that lvl yet [ truly reassuring words ]
im not interested in playing 20 qs before i get to fuck someone tho
the whole "lets get to know each other better" thing isnt rly my jam so maybe were just not compatible
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Oh, I'm sure I've got you pegged down without needing to ask questions.
Just wanted to see how you'd react.
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ha
lets hear it then
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Fine. No questions. But tea is non-negotiable.
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[...]
will there be macarons?
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[ he can be petty. ]
Of course, I'm not a savage.
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we can have tea
[ he's only agreeing to this bc of the macarons. ]
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Just drop by whenever. I'll tell them you're expected.
[ sure, whatever you say ]
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